It was tough taking the idea of these two getting married seriously, when all was said and done. I persisted despite the bizarre behavior of each party because they kept talking about it between the bouts of domestic violence and John's continuous solicitations of other women to support him, commit libel for him, perhaps murder Morgan for him...Oh, no, that was John's Number One Fan Gene Giocumbo, who tried to break into Morgan's apartment later in to eliminate the problem of Fund's inability to control Morgan, especially after she moved out of his apartment, necessitating his moving into the apartment I was paying for in Manhattan.
It occured to me at the time this should really be a soap opera. Now, an Interactive Soap Opera, that has the benefit of being a commercial venture which might help me pay off the debts Morgan still owes me.
(You asked for it)
The Score Card
The Characters in the ongoing drama (And are they
characters)
THE STARS
John of Funds - The powerful (just ask him) and dynamically
doddering and balding protector of Truth, Justice, and the American Way
presently publicly employed as a mild mannered reporter qua pundit who hangs
out at the Wall Street Journal between appearances in far more lucrative
arenas, such as the Reagan Library and doing duos with George Roche. In a past incarnation, the promoter of
Trekkie Conventions who tapes quotes from Yoda in his bathroom in Jersey
City. In yet another past incarnation a
member of the Hitler Youth.
Morgan (Le Fay) Pillsbury - The somethingish aged, and confused young
woman whose addiction to Star Wars and Kevin Costner makes her the perfect foil and dogsbody for Fund. She is biologically challenged, becoming
pregnant every time John passes near her.
SUPPORTING ROLLS
Paul Gigot - The long suffering editor in chief of the Wall
Street Journal who is stalwartly ignoring the oh, so, public private life of
his mightily opinionated pagination editor.
Leslie the Georgist - A molder of young minds from
Washington DC who is delighted to mold herself to the unusual form of John Fund
upon his infrequent demand.
Carol Supine Moaner - The blond bimbo from New York; the
trampine temptress who was not satisfied to satisfy John of Fund (You got to
swallow.) Wants more Fund. Now. Employed as a caretaker for abused
women. Wants to be one herself.
Alexander of Cowlick - Also known as Sash. A humble genius law student at Princeton
plotting to overthrow his brother as most valuable child.....
Ungatine of Cowlick -
Morgan's former flame; an enhanced IQ of 2100 and a frisky form that savors all
formulations of excess in and out of his class schedule as a professor of law
at UCLA. Clerked for Sandra Day O'Connor
in a gorilla suit.
Arthur the Author - A figure of dignity when silent. Listens and advises our nubile Morgan while
she rescues him from eminent and frequent computer catastrophes.
Barbara the Bezerker - She is reportedly hosting her ninth
memorial service for a distant friend after having absconded with his furniture
and ashes after his untimely death.
Looking for places to register gift items for memorial services since
the weddings (34 to date) never seem to come off.
Groper fornquit - A genderly confused but enhanced youngish
man of interesting and eclectic habits presently living very near his mama in
Washington DC. He and John play with each
other on Wednesday nights.
John Connelly - The pantingly intrepid reporter, former cop,
former attorney, former FBI agent, former exotic dancer, former PETA activist,
who is hot on the trail of the formidable Fundish and his hypocritically
inclined semi-divinity.
Melinda Pillsbury-Foster-Former - The mother of the Morgan
LeFey who was once, very briefly, involved romantically with the Formidable Fund herself. Melinda's story will soon appear as a book and also on 2-Way Interactive platforms everywhere. Inquiries welcome.
A partial list of suspects.........
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