September 8, 2009 - Craig's Profile from Match.com

 Craig is having fun on Match.com.  He actually prefers those hot Sugar Daddy Sites.  You find out about those adventures in the book.  I wonder if he shared with Dan O'Dowd?  

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Craig

His Ideal Woman

Ethnicity	Caucasian (white)	Caucasian (white)
Height	6' 1"	5' 6" to 6' 0"
Smoking	Doesn't smoke	Doesn't smoke
Has Kids	I'll tell you later	No

"Me and My Ideal Match"

WARNING: You've never seen a posting like this, so please keep an open mind all the way to the end -- and then judge me! Thanks.

Have you ever met someone such that just being around them lifts you up, sometimes even lights you up?

That's me. That's why I put "Inner Light" in my headline.

Other important stuff:

I'm honest. Not just about the easy stuff. About the really hard, "I don't want to tell you how stupid and immature I was" stuff. You be the same.

I'm kind. Very important, kindness. You too.

I'm a giver, looking for a giver.

OK, by now you're thinking I'm waaaay too sensitive to be a real man.

Nope. Wrong. I run an $8M/year business unit. I earn $400K/year in the real world, and I do it the hard way: straight commission. I manage 30 people. They love working for me. And they stand up to me. Often. When they're right, I change my mind. When they're wrong, we do it my way.

Oh, my favorite movie is Casablanca, my favorite novel is Atlas Shrugged, and my favorite lady (until I meet YOU, of course) is the Statue of Liberty.

I want a happy marriage with two or three wonderful, self-actualizing kids. It takes time, effort, patience, and most of all, lots of love. And trust me on this, it's a LOT easier with several million dollars. I'm not vain, cruel, unkind, or unhappy. Just the opposite on every one. In fact, I'm EXACTLY the wonderful man you always wanted to meet, except that I'm 59. Get over that, and we're ready for our first date. Where would you like to go? Paris? New York for a Broadway show? Skiing at Aspen or Gstaad? Dream a little, then write me! Cordially,

Craig

P. S. The 60's are over, so I'm now clean-shaven.

Appearance

Craig

His Ideal Woman

Age	57 years old	21 to 36
Ethnicity	Caucasian (white)	Caucasian (white)
Height	6' 1"	5' 6" to 6' 0"
Body Type	A few extra pounds	Any
Eye Color	Green	Blue, Gray, Green
Hair Color	Light Brown	Blonde

Lifestyle

Craig

His Ideal Woman

Smoking	Doesn't smoke	Doesn't smoke
Alcohol	Drinks socially	Doesn't drink, Drinks socially
Education	Post-Graduate	College Grad or above, Post-Graduate or above
Employment Status	Full-time	Any
Occupation	Executive / Management	Any
Income Level	More than $150,000	Any

Home Life

Craig

His Ideal Woman

Location	Santa Barbara, California	Within 250 miles of Santa Barbara, California
Marital Status	Divorced	Any
Living Situation	Alone	Any
Has Kids	I'll tell you later	No
Wants (more) Kids	Yes	Yes
Religion	Atheist	Any
Attends Services	I'll tell you later	Any
Languages Spoken	English, French	English

Personality

Craig

His Ideal Woman

Interests	Arts, Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies, Listening to Music, Outdoor Activities, Reading, Travel	Any
Astrological Sign	Cancer (June 22 - July 22)	Any
Political Views	I'll tell you later	Any
Sense of Humor	Clever / Quick Witted, Raunchy	Any
Social Setting	Better in small groups	Any
TV Watching Habits	Dramas, Movies	Any